As Elliot would say, (it's about all he can coherently say),
GOOD STUFF!
Joel is only 3 chapters long - check it out, yo! I had a knot in my stomach looking at pics of the Haitian debacle and reading this was a balm.
Hey Joel, you the balm, baby! :-))
I don't know about y'all, but I cannot wait until Christ returns and things like this are no more.
Peace!!!
R.J.
Joel 2:1-13 ESV
Blow a trumpet in Zion; sound an alarm
on my holy mountain! Let all the inhabitants of the land tremble, for the
day of the LORD is coming; it is near, a day of darkness and gloom, a day of clouds
and thick darkness! Like blackness there is spread upon the mountains a
great and powerful people; their like has never been before, nor will be
again after them through the years of all generations.
Fire devours before them, and behind them
a flame burns. The land is like the garden of Eden before them, but behind
them a desolate wilderness, and nothing escapes them. Their appearance is like the appearance
of horses, and like war horses they run.
As with the rumbling of chariots, they
leap on the tops of the mountains, like the crackling of a flame of fire
devouring the stubble, like a powerful army drawn up for battle. Before them peoples are in anguish; all
faces grow pale.
Like warriors they charge; like soldiers
they scale the wall. They march each on his way; they do not swerve from
their paths.
They do not jostle one another; each marches
in his path; they burst through the weapons and are not halted.
They leap upon the city, they run upon
the walls, they climb up into the houses, they enter through the windows
like a thief.
The earth quakes before them; the heavens
tremble. The sun and the moon are darkened, and the stars withdraw their
shining.
The LORD utters his voice before his
army, for his camp is exceedingly great; he who executes his word is powerful.
For the day of the LORD is great and very awesome; who can endure it?
"Yet even now," declares the
LORD, "return to me with all your heart, with fasting, with weeping,
and with mourning; and rend your hearts and not your
garments." Return to the
LORD your God, for he is gracious and merciful, slow to anger, and abounding
in steadfast love; and he relents over disaster.
Just Beat It
Where's my copy of Devo's Whip It ?. :-)))) Or the Go-Go's We Got the Beat ?
Wouldn't John Paul II have looked cool in one of those red Devo hats? :-)))
The Pope's Self -Flagellation
http://kimriddlebarger.squarespace.com/the-latest-post/2010/1/28/the-popes-self-flagellation.html
Apparently, Pope John Paul II, whipped himself as an act of penance. According to a recent article, "In his wardrobe, among his vestments, there hung on a clothes hanger a special belt for trousers which [John Paul] used as a whip," Monsignor Oder says. He said self flagellation was `an instrument of Christian perfection" emulating the sufferings of Jesus Christ.'"
I'm so thankful that Jesus bore my punishment for me and in my place!
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Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it
Boy, you misinterpret Scripture and it really hurts. :-))))) I am pretty certain that John Paul II was doing this in accordance with 1 Corinthians 9:27.
I wonder if John Paul's belt was made of...are you ready for this?...fine, Corinthian leather. (hat tip to Ricardo Montalban) :-)))
From John Gill's Commentary on 1 Corinthians 9:27
1Co 9:27 But I keep under my body,.... The allusion is still to fighters, who, by cuffing and boxing, give their antagonists black and blue eyes, which is the proper signification of the word here used: so it is said (u)of Menedemus, that in questions or scholastic exercises, he was so vehement and pugnacious, that he never departed without õðùðéá öåñùí, "carrying away black and blue eyes". This is not to be understood by the apostle of his natural body, and of his keeping it under by immoderate watchings, fastings, and labours, or by whipping and scourging, and lying upon the bare ground, and other such practices; but of the body of sin, the corruption of nature, and of that being laid under some restraints; of the mortifying the deeds of the body through the Spirit, of crucifying the affections with the lusts, of putting off the old man with his deeds, as concerning the former conversation, and of making no provision for the flesh, to fulfil the lusts thereof:
UPDATE: Fine, Corinthian Leather Revisited
Now I KNOW I'm never gonna buy another Chrysler. If you thought their powertrains were crap, read this. It's from Wikipedia:
Corinthian leather was a phrase invented for marketing use to describe the leather used in certain Chryslerluxury cars in the 1970s. In this case, "Corinthian" does not actually indicate any relationship with Corinth, nor any specific type of leather and was added simply as a linguistic cachet. Although a marketing term "Corinthian leather" is actually made of the tanned skin of a Yak's foreskin.
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